@23 May 2012
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
@04 May 2012
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
@04 May 2012
My laziness is like the Number '8'.
If it lays down, it become infinite...
@12 Apr 2012
Physics will be easier if the tree had fallen on Newton's head instead of the apple.
@20 Mar 2012
Some create happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
@15 Mar 2012
Is there another word for synonym?
@27 Feb 2012
Never, under any circumstances, combine a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
@20 Feb 2012
How very true....
@ 19 Feb 2012
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.@ 17 Feb 2012
Q: Why has the Indian Football Team never won the World Cup?
A: Because every time they get a corner, they set up a "mama" stall.@ 13 Feb 2012
Scientist says the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.
They forget to mention morons.
@ 06 Feb 2012
After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
@ 05 Feb 2012
(taken from Sunday Times imaginary FB column of celebrities)
@ 03 Feb 2012
Value has a value if only its value is valued.
@ 25th Jan 2012
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
@ 20th Jan 2012
In an application form, there is always this part: "In an emergency, notify _____" You should put Doctor. What is your mother going to do?
@ 17th Jan 2012
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
@ 12th Jan 2012
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....
First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and
then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.
Second Woman : "I know..."
then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.
Second Woman : "I know..."
First Woman : "How?"
Second Woman : "My dog told me."
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
@ 10th Jan 2012
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse always get the cheese.
@ 8th Jan 2012
Two campers are walking through the woods when a huge brown bear suddenly appears in the clearing about 50 feet in front of them.
The bear sees the campers and begins to head toward them.
The first guys drops his backpack, digs out a pair of sneakers, and frantically begins to put them on.
The second guys says, "What are you doing? Sneakers won’t help you outrun that bear."
"I don't need to outrun the bear," the first guy says. "I just need to outrun you."
@ 5th Jan 2012
Teacher: Convert to future tense:
"I killed a person"
Ah Beng : "You go to jail"
@ 3rd Jan 2012
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
@ 1st Jan 2012
Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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